Follow up to "One Day, Three Screw Jobs"

Just wanted to update all my readers, I'm talking to you John and Craig. So the Directv guy came the other week to set up my package and when he walked up to the apartment the only thing he uttered was, "ughhhhh....hmmm." Those are good things right, I mean thats what you want to hear in circumstances like this. For example the mechanic lifts the hood of your car and goes "uggghhh, hmmm, ughhh", that is a a great sign! Wait, are you kidding me, it's not!!?? Whatever, I don't believe you! Well, ten minutes and many measurements later, I was kindly informed that I had not just one, but two GIGANTIC problems keeping me from my one and only dream of football nirvana. First was the apartement building in the way of my signal, and the second was the tree canopy that would block the HD signal, had I even been able to get one. SO...all I have to say is screw you apartement complex (I will show the class and diginity with which I was raised and exempt your name). Time Warner please take me back, I never meant to hurt you, Directv was just a maiden in the night, as always you are my rock. That's all for now. I said GOOD DAY!